MY COMPUTER!!! IT IS CURSED!!!
First it wouldn't start
Then we had to replace the power supply thing
Then none of the internet browsers worked anymore
Then shortly afterward it began to show only the Black Screens of Doom and Computer Jumble
Now it says to back up the files and put them on a hardrive and then it shows the dreaded blue screen of death.
Several restarts, random key presses, and an attempt to shoot the computer with a Nerf gun, it still doesn't work. So now I'm waiting for Dad to get home because he is the Wizard of Computers.
So. I'm stuck using the Eee PC.
Which has only 0.56% of free space. Thank Jake for re-installing Bos Wars and Super Tux.
So...we have Mad Libs...
The Burdle Adventure
Once upon a time, in a place just like here, lived a little Burdle named Benny. Benny was sitting in the backseat of the Burdlemobile when...
"Eeep!"
A very adorable penguin- almost exceeding Benny's sweetness- came up to the Burdlemobile and started to sneeze.
"ACHOO!"
It wiped its beak on Benny's sleeve, which Benny found to be goofy and so he fished.
"Glurby!"
Benny said, and he hopped to the other side of the state.
"I don't like this climate. It is too sneezy," sniffed the penguin, who sneezed again and started to migrate to Canada.
"Oh, no. I scared the penguin and now it is migrating to Canada," said Benny. So, he ran to the penguin and said, "Mr. Penguin, why do you cry?"
"Because I see a need to prance," replied the penguin, who hugged Benny and flew to Spain.
THE END