Dorothy's Adventures in the Land of Oz in 3 minutes

...but only if you're really quick about it.


The Wizard of Oz in 120 Seconds

Reenacted by children





Scene 1:


Dorothy: Oh, my! Where am I?
TGWOTN: You're welcome, odd girl, to Heck. (turns to audience) Shocking.
Munchkins: (at the same time) You should take the Yellow Brick Road!
Dorothy: The yellow brick what?

Scene 2:


Scarecrow: I'm bored. It's hot. I can't think. I'm stuffed with straw.
Dorothy: Oh, hello, kindly Scarecrow.
Crow 1: Take him with you already! Geez.
Crow 2: We won't miss him!
Dorothy: I shall take the advice of all in this land who are not of a specified Good or Bad status.


Scene 3:


Dorothy: I'm tired.
Scarecrow: Go to sleep then, I'm  sick of hearing you complain.
Dorothy: (goes to sleep)
Tinman: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmmmmmm ruuuuuuuuuuusssssssstttttttteeeeeeeedddddddddd......
Scarecrow: DOROTHY! The gods have told me that we should oil this poor Tinman and take him with us!



Scene 4:


Dorothy: I HEAR SOMETHING! Oh, where's Toto?!
Scarecrow and Tinman: Who's Toto?
Lion: ROAR!
Dorothy: Oh, I'd read you the riot act, but I sense I should ignore your behavior and take you with me!



Scene 5:

Poppies: (at the same time) Stay here forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, for. Ev. ERRRR!!!
Dorothy and Lion: These flowers are sooooo pretttyyyy....
Tinman: Aw, leave them, they're happier here.
Scarecrow: Sound advice, but it seems a bit inhumane.
Tinman: Fine. (drags them both out of the poppy fields)


Scene 6:


Gatekeeper: You're here to see the Great Oz?
Dorothy: We are! (to audience) how did he know?
Gatekeeper: Put on these spectacles and then we'll enter the City.
Ozian 1: You'll see the Great Oz? Really? Dude, that's awesome!
Scarecrow: Shoo! Shoo!
Ozian 2: I think that one (points to the Scarecrow) has something wrong with his brain. (Ozians nod)
Guard: YOU MUST ENTER IN DARKNESS!

Scene 7:


Dorothy: What?
Lion: I dunno. (lights go off) OH! (faints)
Tinman: (kicks Lion) WIMP!!
Scarecrow: Oh, be kind to Mr. Cowardly!
Tinman: I don't have a heart, idiot, I can't be kind.
Dorothy: Well, you haven't killed anyone yet...(tinman raises his axe) OH! OH! Put that DOWN!
Oz: (offstage) I AM OZ!
Tinman: No duh!
Oz: SHUT UP!
Tinman: Give me a heart and maybe I shall!
Oz: Very well then. All of you. Go slay the Witch of the West, and you shall get what I telepathically know you desire.


Scene 8:


Dorothy: The Wizard's telepathic?
Scarecrow: (is trying to pull the lion behind him) Muscles. Shoulda asked for muscles. (collapses)
Tinman: Everybody here is an idiot. Goodbye, peasants! (runs offstage)
Dorothy: That may have been a favor. Oh! What the heck is that??? (points to the sky)
Scarecrow: FLYING MONKEYS!!! (runs frantically, forgetting the Lion) O dear god we're all going to die!
Monkeys: Yep! Yep!
Monkey King: SLAVES! Toss the flailing one off the cliff. Find the metal one and do the same. Pick up the furry one and enslave him, and take the one with the gingham dress and take her to Ms. West. After this we'll never see her again!


Scene 9:


Witch of the West: DOROTHY! Fetch this! And that! And this! And that thing! (pointing in random directions)
Dorothy: Yes, yes, yes, yes, god, this is boring...(picks up a bucket of water and dumps it on the Witch)
WOFW: Ah, clever girl. (melts)


Scene 10:


Dorothy: I'll dump those useless companions and go to Oz myself!
(Dorothy arrives at Oz)
Oz: Oh, where are the others?
Dorothy: Three words. Death. By. Monkeys.
Oz: Resorceful girl. I banish you to Kansas.


THE END